NO SHIT moment of the week

As I was reading through the newspaper the other day (yes, they still make them), I came across the following headline on the FRONT PAGE. Get ready for this…

Parents told to monitor Grad Parties

You’ve got to be kidding me. Front page news?!? Oh hey my children are 18, they are having a party. They’ll be perfectly responsible. Right? … what Daily News? They won’t?! OMFG THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME.

shit.

Well even though its a dumb article, at least that means there must not be any more important news to report. The general public isn’t very educated on the economic crisis or coming election. Too bad there isn’t some sort of readily accessible medium to educate them about these issues through. OH WAIT THERE IS, but we are too busy telling parents that 18 year olds are 18 year olds.